TEAZAH MC  aka L-Q JR  (422 views)

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Female /  45

Location

LONDON, United Kingdom

Birthday

June 24
 
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Sex /  Age

Female /  45

Birthday

June 24

Location

LONDON, United Kingdom

Languages

Chinese
 

About Me

BUNNN DIS LIFESTORY LIKE AM GETTN PAID FOR RYTEN DIS LONGISHNESS :|

YOU MEET MA GUD SIDE ILL BE SWEETES GYAL
YU KNOE
one word. neone try n piss me off or play around AKA JAK PIK DIKHEEEDS WT NOT ill get my back cause MEH kn be wunn sik bitch wen it cums to fuckin about aka HATERZ/FAKERZ/DE RANDOM WUNS---> SUCK OU

TEAZAH FEM-C aka LYRICAL QUEEN JR ;]yess mc'in is practically hu i am..wont let ne gall beat me wen it cums to clashes.. cz me gots trained fwm da senior ineh ;]nehu ive gone thru enuf in life and still am.. i cud have begun wid mcin but rents are abit tight on ma ideas n plans..soo..im just waiten till i get ma laptom in july 09 to begin producing music and recorden..and kinda sortin out stcks of lyrics coz dey tkin nuff space nowadays.

holla..linkage yu knoe.. chat shit----> geh deleted lika bitch
paki-criminelle@hotmail.co.uk xx


OWWW AND ABAT HU I WANNA MEET---WATDAFUCK DIS ENT NO DATIN SITE!

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:::..RYTIN LYRIKZ/PRODUCIN MUZIK..:::
IM ILL SHESHA ISH ME LYF SUPPORT
LINKAGE WIF MA QUARTAHZ
KILL TYM
:::>LYF ISH A KOTCH. STANDARD <::

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BUN DIS FILMSTORI LONGIN OU MA LYF
 

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TV IS OL ABATTTTT

---->CRIMEWATCH <-----

WANA C DA NEXT BATEE GOON CLOKED BY FEDZ LMAO
 

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I LYK TO READ NEWSPAPER
SWEEEEEEEEEEERDOWN
AHAHAHAH
 

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..........-SWERDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN :P NEWUN CN APPROVE DT

FUCK YOUR FACE
DEEEEEEKHED
KUSRAAAAAH
R YU DIZZY BLUD.
 

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BULLSHITTIN LIERZ : Mar 29, 2008
ARENT YU FED UP WIV
TEACHERS N FEDZ

OL DA SHIT DEY HAVE SED
OL DA BLOOD DAT DEYVE SHED
DIS OL STAKEZ UP IN MA HED
KZ IN THE END
THEY PIN THIS SHIT DOWN ON US INTEAD
SMILE IN DA COURTROOM LYK DEY HONEST
SUE US N TKE OUR DOH
FUKKEN KON UZZ
DNT CUM N TALK TO ME
KZ NUN OF DIS SHIT
WILL APPEAL
KZ I DNT UNDSTAND HOW I DEAL
WIT DIS FIT
WEN UM STANDIN STILL
ND B4 YU DUK OUT
GIVE ME A ROOM WER I KN SCREAM ND I SHOUT
AT THE WALLS KZ DAS OL ITS  FUKKEN ABOUT
BUT AT THE END OF THE DAI
A SMITH N WESSON IS MADE
TO DEAL WIT DIS SHIT
BUT NOT ON THE STAGE
DAS WEN DESE SNAKES NEVA LISSEN
TOO BUSI HISSEN DER HATE
PISSIN ME WANNA MAKE
ME LYK DAH BUH
IM NOT REMINISCEN
IMA LOOK OUT
FOR EVY GAL N BOI HUS BITCHIN
MA MISHUN IZ TOO JOOK EM IN DEH MOUF N BREAK DA TEETH THAT THEY KISSIN
ARRRRRGH ISS JUS PISSIN ME OFF

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Aug 31 5:57 PM
 
Yesh Im Aryyt Luv
Buh Hwz Yuu Sweetie =]
 
Jun 13 4:53 PM
Monz says:
 
If I read the lyrics and the way u spit,
I can sense through the bars ur way to sh*t, so just quit,
Talking about dirty and indecent body parts,
Try call it art, but the barz aint falling far,
Talking about husband n dad this n that,
If ur really on that I’ll get u a calling card,
U can never come close to the lyrical talent, calling boo peep,
Go find ur lost sheep in the woods, don’t go sleep,
Like a metal detector go beep beep, just don’t speak,
Till next week my flows deep,
Steep like a sudden eruption,
Barz like big buildings, gotta plan the construction,
Freestyle it through no space for corruption,
I don’t wana judge but see ur production,

On a dark mounting hill,and I fly down,
Take out the haters and im ripping spines out,
Never let this spark inside my mind just die down,
Fire it up right now, like an inferno,
Teazah on a level, i don’t know what u’ve heard or-
How much u would sell your words for,
But see it like this, if it aint worth listening to, it’s like it don’t even exist,
The shaytaan is out there to grab u and twirl u round his finger with the evilest of twists,
If u hav a clear conscious, u will be able to see through the mist,
I strap bars and catch bees in my fists,
I got new topics put these on ur list,
Don’t feed ur lust get knocked up and cussed,
Dnt 4get how it starts from a breeze of a kiss,
I put keys in between each of my fingers,
Striking trees and everybody who’s barking at me,
Get it, barking? Look at where iv finished, its crazy way from the starting.
haha
 
Jun 13 3:56 PM
Monz says:
 
If I read the lyrics and the way u spit,
I can sense through the bars ur way to sh*t, so just quit,
Talking about dirty and indecent body parts,
Try call it art, but the barz aint falling far,
Talking about husband n dad this n that,
If ur really on that I’ll get u a calling card,
U can never come close to the lyrical talent, calling boo peep,
Go find ur lost sheep in the woods, don’t go sleep,
Like a metal detector go beep beep, just don’t speak,
Till next week my flows deep,
Steep like a sudden eruption,
Barz like big buildings, gotta plan the construction,
Freestyle it through no space for corruption,
I don’t wana judge but see ur production,

On a dark mounting hill,and I fly down,
Take out the haters and im ripping spines out,
Never let this spark inside my mind just die down,
Fire it up right now, like an inferno,
Teazah on a level, i don’t know what u’ve heard or-
How much u would sell your words for,
But see it like this, if it aint worth listening to, it’s like it don’t even exist,
The shaytaan is out there to grab u and twirl u round his finger with the evilest of twists,
If u hav a clear conscious, u will be able to see through the mist,
I strap bars and catch bees in my fists,
I got new topics put these on ur list,
Don’t feed ur lust get knocked up and cussed,
Dnt 4get how it starts from a breeze of a kiss,
I put keys in between each of my fingers,
Striking trees and everybody who’s barking at me,
Get it, barking? Look at where iv finished, its crazy way from the starting.
haha
 
Jun 7 4:49 AM
 
DAM U BITCH U WRITIN UR LIFE STORY
WELL-DONE U MANAGED TO BORE DA SHIT OUTTA ME
U CALLED THAT TALENT
UR SHIT IS SHITTER THEN TIMMY MALLET
UR CLOTHES SO OUTDATED OXFAM’S GEAR GETZ RATED
ONLY A FEW MORE LINES FROM ME THEN U’LL BE MC BELATED
LOOK I KNOW UR MUM’Z PROFESSION IS X-RATED
SO I WONT SPARE U DA DETAILS UR UNDERAGE
IL LYRICALLY AND MENTALLY SEDATE U
SO MUCH RAGE LIKE UR DAD WAS DA PEDO DAT RAPED U
WHY R GALS LIKE U ARE DEPRIVED AND LOCKED IN A CAGE
ITZ BITCHES LIKE U DA GET RANDY UNDERCOVER
U AINT WORTHY TO BE ON NO STAGE
SPREADING UR LEGS LIKE EVERY BROTHER IS UR LOVER
SWINE FLUE NAH B
IF I GOT IT I CAUGHT IT FROM U
SPREADING UR INFESTED PUSSY ON HI5
ACTING ALL PROUD DAM GURL U AINT SHY
U CARE TO EXPLAIN OR SHALL I
COS UR SHIT WAS BARE LAME
WHO BLAIMES U NOT ME AND I KNOW NOT U
U’LL MARRY UR CUZI
FANTASISE HE’S YA HUBBY
SIK BITCH THAT FUKIN SHIT AINT FUNNY
TWISTED HOES LIKE U HATE ON ME
WHY COS I SAY IT HOW IT IS B
GOTTA SAY THOUGH U GOT GUTZ
IF U WEREN’T HIDDIN ON THE NET U’D GET SHOT N DEEP CUTZ
I MEAN CUM ON STUDIO TIME AND FLUSH RAH
LET ME RE WRITE UR SHIT BAR
UR BEGGING MANZ FOR TIME IN THERE SPAR
STUDIO TIME THEY BANGING U
TELLING U BABY U’LL GET FAR
OPEN UR LEGS WIDE FOR PAPA
TELL ME HOW MANY MANS U GIVEN HEAD TO UNTIL NOW
STILL HE AINT GOT U STUDIO TIME MEEAOW
LIL PUSSY BITCH
U STILL SAVING UR POCKET MONEY
FOR A LAPTOP IN CASH CONVERTERS
WAT U GONNA DO ON THAT
BUY A POUND MIC AND RANT U PRAT
U REMIND ME OF A PIG
NOTHING GOOD TO SAY APART FROM OINK OINK
SO UR DREAM IS TO BE MCING ON KISS
AT UR AGE I WAS DREAMING OF RAPPING WITH LUDACRIS
HIM BEING MY BACKUP SINGER AND I DA MISS.
NOW TELL ME U THINK U GOT GIST
U AINT EVEN THE ESSENCE TO CATCH WAT I SPIT.
 
Jun 6 7:58 PM
 
ive herd enuf
ima switch to hot rockets
form clocken on to haters like you
from poetic papers im ma pockets
how can i clask but someone hus known for bein nothin
u swine flue infested bars..werd'u stell those ..got the crowd coughing
yur superficial like monney mo ma bars are intellectual
yur just an airhed hull never undertand toxicated my pritstick glues
addicted to ma words, givin yu hed rush
we all know da difference between a rap and a cuss
slap wid dese bars,
yud crapp, its sucha a shame maken shiit bars
i think by the tyme yu dun a mixtape yur stdio will lern to flush
yur gonna get married to one of them fresshies who come on a student viisa and chat bout passport s on da buss
people like you n them suit coz they annoy all of us
buh yu get cheeap frill hoe bag pplz like you fink haven boys is a must
tryna be modest on ma page yu ent coy..half the stuff yu say iss like 18-pluss
i ent predictable
and hu are you to say i dont deserve a crown
maybe i wasnt but its ma gud fate i derived it now
all yu inhereted was a plastic nose ,a red wig and a big multicollerd gown
ohh pleas i didnt say ur old and fat
but thanks for the ideas
how did yu achieve it..
now we know why they make a few vouchers
for free big macs
stop dreamin of cider you drunken twat
and now your tryna be like them rishta aunties
that never gets married
dont give me routes on marriage
we ol understand how your dad was a cabbie
your mums drunk too she begs out side abbie
sittin on da pavement she pisses me off
asken for draws outside eastham station
and i ent no dreamer
L.Q JUNIOR
sonn yall ander stand
wen ur at home sweepin da floor
and tryna spoon ya five kids
gritten yur teeth and yur losin it,losing grip
seen ma track on kiss
u dont even know wah ur sayin coz your
so clueless bitch
go on giveup
 
Jun 6 7:49 PM
 
LISTEN IM GONNA CONTINUE THIS MAN IM TIRED GOT A EARLY START SO GOIN TO BED BUT GOOD BATTLE WE'LL CONTINUE THIS WHEN IM ON NEXT.... IM RARELY ON BUT IL MAKE A EFFORT HOWEVER IL ALSO CATCH U ON MSN SLEEP TIGHT X OI I AINT A PEDO OR DIKE JUST FOR THE RECORD LMAO JOKA....... I SEE U JOKES TAKE CARE AND U GET SUM SLEEP TO INNIT
 
Jun 6 7:28 PM
 
I AINT HYPING BITCH
IM LYRICALLY SNIPING
UR ASS IZ GETTING WHOOPED WHILE IM NAPPIN
I AINT EVEN STARTED FIGHTING
AND U CRAPPIN
U TRYING TO ACT INTELLECTUAL
WITH WORDS DAT AINT EVEN RATIONAL
UR TO CLINGY UR A LIABILITY
SORRY BABY GURL SEEMS UR LYRICZ GOT A DISABILITY
THEY DONT MAKE SENSE
U CAN TRY FOR IFINITY
I SEE NO SPARK NO CREATIVITY
UR DOOMED FOR ETERNITY
IF THE ONLY SHIT U GOT
IS ON MY LOOKS AND THAT IM UGLY,OLD AND FAT
FUK THAT
U NEED MORE SHIT TO PULL ME DOWN
UR SO PREDICTABLE
U DONT DESERVE DA CROWN
I WOULDNT GIVE U A BITCH COLLER
UR MOUTHY LIKE A BITCH ON HEAT DOGZ FOLLOW
IM GUESSING UR ONE OV DEM HOEZ THAT HANG ON DA TOWN
WITH A BOTTLE OF CIDER AND OUT SIDE DOG AND HOUND
U NEED MORE THEN THAT IM SPEECHLESS
UR SHIT WAS CRAP
WAT ISIT
U PLANNING TO MARRY
OR WILL IT BE FORCE LIKE SAMINA AND KHANNY
U SIT IN UR ROOM WITH HATE
DREAMING TO BE A RAPPER TO RATE
U'LL NEVER BE A LIL KIM U KNOW
UR A SILLY LIL GURL WHO'Z LIFE IS A JOKE
U WILL FINISH SCHOOL
THEN MARRY A FAT CABBI
COOKING AND CLEANING AND GETTING FUKED LIKE A RABBIT.
BREED HIM KIDS
THEN SIT ON HI5 WITH SOME1 ELSES PICZ
SEE UR DESTINED TO FUK UP
TAKE MY ADVICE GIVE UP OR BUK UP.
 
Jun 6 7:14 PM
 
YUR LOST WID YUR FAKE LYRICS
YUR LIKE WALLY IN DA CROWD
NOBODY CN FIND YOU
AND IVE HERD YUR BATTY TRACKS
YUR WINING LIKE A WASTECLAT
MIND YOU
YU DONT RAP..YU JUST CHAT
I DINT KNOW YOU HAD SWINEFLU
SO WERS YOUR WORKPLACE
AT DA BACK OF FARMS AND TRALIERS
FUK YOU AND YUR TRACKS AND
YUR FAKE ENUF TO IMITATE MICHEAL JACKSON
ITS BAIT
YUR A THIEF I SEE YUR BROTHER ON MA ROAD STEALIN NUMBER PLATES
YOU FOOL
AND ERR DONT CALL ME BOO
I KNEW YU WERE A DIKE
YU DINT HAVE TO PROVE
I WISH I KNEW A FED AND HED READ YUR FILE
COZ NOW I GOT SECOND THOUGHTS OF YOU BEIN A PAEDOPHILE
WID FAKE LINES MYBE EVEN THE NOSE
I DONT NEED A TEACHER LIKE YOU
YUD BE EYEIN MA CLOTHES
YUR ALREADY A DRUNKEN SLAG
CALLEN ME SLOW
YUR HOWSE NEEDS ABOLISHING
AND DONT CALL ME POLE..I GOT SILVO AT HOME IF YOU METAL FACE NEEDS POLISHING
 
Jun 6 6:58 PM
 
LET ME GEHT DIIS STRAIT
EVEN THO YUR A DIKE
DIRTY MOUFIN LIKE DAT
U GIVE HEAD TO DA MIC
YU CHAT SHITT DER TOO
YU TALKIN BOUT ASS
TRACK DNT MEEN NUFFIN
IFF DEY ENT GOT CLASS
YU FINK YOU SOO HOT MAKEN MOVENTZ
BUT YUR FAME ENT FAST
IM NOT A BABY YOU FOOL
YUR GETTIN BOYED BY A YUNGER HU NEVER DRINKS THRU A FLASK
BUT YU WILL WEN I SEE YU
YULL BE IN A.N.E GETTIN FOOD THRU A TUBE
COZ YU SUCK
IN ALL WAYS
IM A SWITCH HITTER
BITCH
ILL BE BREAKIN THA FUSE AND YULL EXHIBIT
I GET WITHIT DROP UR LIGHTER
IMA SPARK UP YUR LIRICS
WEN IM PISST I DNT NEED TO SEE IM N DA LIGHT N DA DARK
I HATE DESE GALS LIKE YU HU TRY TO BARK
YU SO WEAK IM ASHAMED TO CALL YU MA ENEMY
OLD QUEENS FACE
A ONE ONE ONE WID A 70-
YER OLD LOOKIN GAL
DONT EVEN TRY TO QUESTION ME
COZ IM L.Q JR
LEGIT IN ALL WAYS
EASTLONDON ENDZ
ND YUR STRAIGHT OF A FARM WEREVER
LYRACLE LAILER
FUCK BLESSINS YU NEED A MIRACLE LALAH
SO DUM ,A PREGNENCY TESST WUD FAIL HER
SOOO SMALL IN DA HED
NO MICROSCOPE CAN SCALE
THE SPACE IN HER MIND..MYNOR
WHY WUD SUM ONE LOOK FOR A MIND WEN DERS NUFFIN TO FIND
DAS ME TRYNA BE NICE IN DA CLASH I SENT BEFORE
I AM STATEN DA FACTS
SO STOP HYPEN WHORE
 
Jun 6 6:51 PM
 
OK UR SHIT DONT MAKE SENSE
U NEED TO THINK ON UR FEET LIKE ME IM INTENSE
WAT U ON SEEMS U AINT USED TO DEALING WITH MILLIONS JUST PENCE
WATS WITH U TRYING TO FUKIN PRETEND
TRYING TO BATTLE A PRO RAH UR A JOKE
IM A ENTERTAINER UR A BLOKE
NOW THATS FUNNY BITCH
OR U TO SLOW
I SEEN BETTER LOOKING DRAG QUEENS THEN U
NOW EVEN THATS A JOKE
AM I GETTIN GOOD AT THIS BOO
UR FACE LOOKS LIKE A POLE DANCER
WASHING DA FLOOR WITH HER THROAT
THE ONLY HEAD U KNOW IS OF A BLOKES
U AINT MCING UR DEEP THROATING
THIS AINT UR LINE OF WORK
U NEED TO GO BACK TO NIGHTS WHORIN
CRAWLING TO STREETS IN UR HEIGHTS
SEE IF U ASK ME IL BE POLITE
IF U WANT ME AS UR TEACHER IL THINK ABOUT IT TWICE
SO LIL GURL WATS DA DEAL
U WANT ME
IL TEACH U DA REAL DEAL
COS UR SHIT IS EMBARRASSING
REALLY U NEED POLISHING
 
Jun 6 6:42 PM
 
OH SO NOW U DA BEST
WHERE FROM UR HEAD OR UR ASS
MY REP N RESPECT BABY GURL U'LL NEVER GET
LOOK UP TO ME
IM UR ENEMY
HOW MANY TRACKS U GOT
FUNNY U WAITING FOR UR GIRO TO HIP HOP
ACTING LIKE UR SMART LIKE U HIT MY MARK
SEE I GOT BARE SHIT TO HIT U WITH
WAT THEY CALL U TEAZAH OR LIL BOW PEEP
U AINT READY MY LIFE AINT STEADY
SEE I DONT GIVE A FUK
IL ROB U OF UR CHILDHOOD U READY
PANTING WITH UR ASTHMATIC MEDI PACK
YEH IM A WHORE LYRICALLY GIFTED IM MUCH MORE,
IL STRIP U OF ALL UR INNER DESIRES
IL FILL U WITH LYRICAL WIRES
THEN SPARK U LIKE A BON FIRE.
SEE I HOLD UR SWITCH
DONT CLASH ON ME LIKE UR A BAD BITCH
IT DONT WORK
IL HAVE U SELLIN UR ASS ON DA STREETS OF NEW YORK,
SO BITCH GET BACK TO WORK
TRIX DONT CUM EASY AND IT AITN UR BEST PERK.
BIIACHHHHHH X
 
Jun 6 6:31 PM
 
QUEENS LIKE YOU
BEGIN TO BRED OUR NAMES
ENT GOT A THRONE
YUR PAPER CROWN'LL GET YOU NOWHERE
'LYRACLE QUEEN'
YU GOT A SHEEP OF A MIND
IF AM LIL BO PEEP
YU THINK KN REP Q's
WEN U GOT NO P
YU N YUR WAK LINES
WELL TAKE YU ON A STAGE
FOR STANDUP COMEDY
CLOWN
UR LYRICS ENT WITHIT THEY MAKE ME CREASE
LAFFTERS DA SOUND
CHAT SHIIT ON DA MIC
YU CANT CONTROL NEFIN
BUT YU LUK SIMILAR TOO DAH OLD HAG ON DA POUND
..PLEASSE

LOL YUR TURN :P
 
Jun 6 6:18 PM
 
OK HERE GOES....
TEAZAH MC OR ISIT BABY BO PEEP,
REQUESTING ME
YOU WANNA CLASH A LYRICAL QUEEN,
SEE LIL GAL I AINT GOT YA BAK,
IM A PRO AINT GOT TIME TO ROW
I SCAR,
THEN ATTACK
I RIDE WITH DA G'z,
RAPPERZ DON'Z MAFIAZ NOT MC'Z,
U WANNA CLASH,
U SEEM LIKE A SWEET GURL DONT
TEMPT ME,
MY LYRICZ GIVE WHIP LASH,
SEE IL BE TOYING
U'LL BE CRYING
SPITTING OUT UR DUMBY,
FUK DAT ITS ANNOYING
WHILE IM ENJOYING
U'LL BE SWEATING
LIKE A FISH OUTTA WATER U'LL ME THREATING.
LOLZ CUM UR TURN
 
Jun 6 6:10 PM
 
OK LET DA FUN BEGIN U WANNA BATTLE.... REPLY ON MY PROFILE INNIT LETS SEE HOW GOOD U ARE ALTHOUGH DAM ITS BEEN TIME BATTLING IM READY
 
 
Jun 3 5:37 AM
 
lol itz k dw x
 
Jun 1 11:26 AM
 
lolzzz itsz owkaii b :
sfe 4 exceptiin
wr bwtz u frm in londn ?
 
May 30 11:50 AM
 
ermm i duno i myt com x i aint got ur num
 
 

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